Will the parents of the two children who are throwing popcorn and corn dogs at the old people in the front row please get your children under control?

Thank you.

Our feature, Attack of the Evange-hellicals 3, will resume shortly. Obviously, this is a work of fiction, because evangelicals would never sign anything that seemingly includes pro-gay and pro-abortion people as part of the Body of Christ.

And if evangelicals signed something like that, and found out later about it, well they would surely demand their names be removed, right? None of this happens in our feature, so we know it must be fiction.

Enjoy the show.

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